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Once again, congratulations to my dear friend Phil and his new bride! It was a *coin* honor to be a part of your big day. I had a wonderful time from what I can remember, and I know youse guyses will spend the rest of forever being awesome. Also I now realize that the photo for the post doesn't make sense because I forgot to make the joke on the show, but I hope everyone gets the reference and laughs anyway.
Also also: the toasts were awesome - funny, heartfelt, other adjectives you'd use to describe wedding speeches - and I couldn't forget again to mention that. Great job, best people! Also also also: big thanks to Jack! Not only did he pick up Buster [and Jill], but he then drove our drunk asses home. Up top to you, good sir - I owe you!
As great as it is to be part of a wedding, a *coin* aspect is the ridiculous prices of suit rentals. I understand that the clothes are fancy, and that they are tailored to fit me. But there is no way it should cost nearly two hundred dollars ($200!) to wear an outfit for less than a day. Fix this, America!
And just to veer off into a "things I'm mad about" deal: I get why MLB.TV isn't available on PS3 anymore. But I don't have to like it, dammit!
Okay enough about me, here are things you can go see and stay home to play! Woooo!
Ready Player One
Alliance Alive (3DS)
Far Cry 5 (PC, PS4, Xbox One)
MLB The Show 18 (PS4)
Thank you all so much for submitting your questions for the president. I will present them to him via a Twitter thread later today and let you know if he answers any of them. The American people demand answers!
And that's what we had this week, y'all! Thanks so much for coming! Remember that our WrestleMania 34 preview show is next week, so you have permission to skip the episode if you don't like rasslin!
Until whenever, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Happy Easter! Crap open a cold one!