Welcome, friend! Here you can read my rants and raves about stupid shoppers, video games, sports, and other stuff! Be sure to check out my podcast every Saturday on The Next Level Network!
Crap open a cold one!
If your answer isn't Mikey, you hate fun and pizza. Can't be buddies if you hate pizza. COWABUNGA! (PS. Raph sucks)
Donatello: the original cool nerd. Plus I had a sweet action figure and that staff is tits. (PS. Fuck Raph.)
Slash. He's got a pet tree
Obviously Venus de Milo is the best ninja turtle. Nobody can beat that braid!
Venus de Milo with her asian accent