Full disclosure: I recorded this episode on April 17, thinking it would have to drop on April 19. Then I did my own WrestleMania preview episode so we pushed this one back. Just one of the many benefits of this no longer being a live show. Let's get to it!
Pat rambles on rich people in space, blaming your wife, dudes being gross, messes at the movies, and coded baseballs.
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Rich people in space
I know I'm late on this, but I did think this episode was coming out a week ago when I recorded it. But how weird are these people? Of everything they could spend their millions on, this is what they choose. Would you also drone on about "being connected" after being in space air for ten minutes? And what would you buy if you had "going to space" money?
Wife didn't leave directions?
File this under Dumbass Internet Posts, I suppose. I just can't imagine needing written instructions to feed your own kid, then publicly admitting as much online. Keep that one to yourself. It isn't your wife's fault you can't be a parent.
Dudes are gross
Speaking of dudes, please clean up after yourselves. Pick up your trash. Put your laundry in the hamper. Wipe the counter if you spill. And for everyone's sake: wash your feet and your ass when you shower. Dudes can't claim they're "leaders" when they need directions for simple tasks and still can't complete them. Get it together!
Messing at the movies
And speaking of messes, what is happening here?
Why are people like this? No one wants to be a part of that shit when they paid to see a movie. And no one who works at the theater deserves to be met with this. The fact that the movie's director is condoning this makes it worse (although he doesn't have to clean it or be part of it so he wouldn't care). Learn how to act in public or stay home. Unreal.
QR code baseballs
Okay! We can't end on that note, which is why we brought up this. The Atlantic League will have QR codes on baseballs for this season, and I think that is so cool. The president of the league, Rick White, explained it this way:
Placing a bespoke QR code on our Drake official baseballs has tremendous potential. Each club now has another opportunity to personally engage its fans, whether through guest incentive offers, sponsored promotions, or both. When a fan acquires a foul ball or a home run, they scan the QR code with their mobile device to receive special recognition. Since the team baseball QR codes are dynamic, offers and messaging can be customized every day. This is a fun way to maximize a team’s value by personally interacting with their fans.
It probably would have benefitted me to read that before recording the show, but I still think the segment was fun without having every detail. So if you go to a game and get one of these coded balls, let me know how it all works!
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And that, as we say, is that! Thank you for being here today. I hope you have a lovely weekend and that you come on back for more me soon. Until then, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Crap open a cold one!
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