It has been a challenging week here for the melting fam, but fear not! I was able to return to my chair and deliver a "real" episode for you. Let's get to it!
Pat rambles on the Olympics, plays new music from Twist It, rants on policing strangers' foods, wonders about loud cars, and praises people with superpowers.
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Winter Olympics
I love the Olympics. Most of you know this about me. But this time around? I think the joy was dialed up quite a bit. I know that people will harp on "tradition" and "decorum" or whatever else. But these people are athletes in competition. They are allowed to be excited for themselves and each other.
Twist It
Thanks so much to our friends for the tune! Find more from Twist It here and get Relentless here! Go tell em Pat from The Internet said hello!
Food police
Look, dweebs: Just let people eat their burgers and drink their shakes. Unless they are throwing their food directly at you, or trying to eat you? Their table choices should have no bearing on your day. And you should absolutely not insert yourself into their space about it. Nor should you pass judgement as you walk by. They're living their own lives. Please do the same.
Loud cars
Why? I just want to know why. For what reason do you need to make your cheap-ass car so loud? There is no reason that we need to hear you from so far away and for so long. Please find a less embarrassing hobby.
Super linguists
If you are able to fluently speak more than one language, you have a superpower. Sometimes (many times) I can barely speak English, and that's my native tongue. The fact that so many people can have conversations in multiple dialects is insane to me. My brain could never! And if you're making fun of someone's attempts at a second language? You're not a good person and you should be ashamed. (You're also not smart, but we all knew that already.)
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And that, as we say, is that! Thank you for joining me once again. Next week, we should have a question for you and another tune from our friends. Also, I think The Captain will be back, so come on by for that and whatever else we find! Until then, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Crap open a cold one!
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