Show notes - Episode 424: Check This While We Wait

Morning, friends!

Patrons get a bunch of bonuses today - both planned and unplanned - but everyone gets the tune, some Twitter news, MLB notes, and my trip to the DMV. Let's do it!

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Show notes - Episode 340: Treasure Hunt

Morning, friends!

I am still over the weather and in a bit of a time crunch this week, so I present some lost (and stolen?) artifacts for you listening pleasure today. A rasslin Easter egg, a live show clip by request, and all that remains of my chat with Marcos Mena from standards - let's go!

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Show notes - Episode 327: Mind Your Posts and Quarrels

Morning, friends!

Today I tried to tell you about social media consequences, but I'm fairly certain I mixed up my stories along the way. We still had good time though, so let's go!

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Show notes - Episode 305: Delivering the Popular News

Morning, friends!

What a weird week for America. I covered some of what went down, but by the time you see this I'm sure more wacky stuff has happened. The pitfalls of recording two days ahead. Anyway, here we go with the stuff! (Photo credit)

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Show notes - Episode 276: Keep My Name Outta Your Tweet

Morning friends, and happy Sunday!

Today's episode is about people being rats on social media - heed (take hedded of) my words and quit it!

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The Melting Pat Episode 220: Dry Your Hands for a Clappy Thanksgiving

Morning friends, and Happy Thanksgiving!

I totally meant to do this episode live last night, but YouTube decided to change their stuff and require some kind of download, so I guess next year I'll have to try Twitch or something. Anywho, here's what Jill and I did for your listening pleasure. If I don't take too long, you should be able to finish this before the first football game! Yeah!

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Show notes - Episode 204: Reloading Weird Inner Monologues

Morning, friends!

We have a packed show today (longer than an hour, sorry) with some yelling, rasslin, a sweet tune, and more! Let's get right to it!

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Show notes - Episode 191: Billy the Godfather and His Messy Garage

Morning, friends!

This week we welcomed Josh back through the magic of the telephone. Join us for some weird transitions and a few rants, won't you?

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Question of the Week: 5/11/19

Morning, friends!

This week, we're talking about™ parents and social media. Think long and hard, ask your moms and/or dads, and let's have a blasty blast! Deadline is Friday, May 10 at 5PM ET! Woooo!

Do it up!

Show notes - Episode 144: Drafting with Respect to Breakfast

Hey, pals! It's been a tough few weeks in Pat Land, but I did my best to give you a [mostly] fun show. Thanks for sticking with me - let's do the thing!

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Episode 144 - Live Stream

Hi, friends!

We're back for our final live stream of June! I'll ramble on the Game Masters exhibit I went to, pancakes vs waffles, and what's new in entertainment. Plus some baseball questions, a WWE Money in the Bank preview, and another great tweet to wrap the show!

Crap open a cold one!

Episode 142 - Live Stream

Hey, pals!

Back to just me this week, but oh do we have a bunch of stuff to do. I'll ramble on long weekends and suit shopping, weigh in on this Roseanne stuff, give more advice to graduates, talk what's new in entertainment, awkwardly pause for a podcast tune from Miller and the Hunks, talk some sports stuff, and more! Let's have some fun at 7:30!

The Cost of Reading the Internet

Hi friends! Today I want to once again take part in a favorite activity of mine: complaining about stuff people do on the Internet. This one has a bonus, since I will also be able to embrace my inner outer curmudgeon too. Let's do the stuff!

That Time I Forgot to Do Show Notes

Hey dudes and dudettes!

I forgot to do the thing last week, so I'm dropping in to give a quick update before the show this weekend.

If you have the chance to see Iliza Shlesinger (I realize I botched her name on the show) and/or James Goff do stand up live, go do it! They are wonderful and you will laugh lots of times! Also, I have just started Iliza's book, Girl Logic, and it is great so far. Get it wherever you get books!

Show notes - Episode 103: Watch the Trash, It Doesn't All Look Alike!

Hi, friend!

A smart person told me the other day that I should write some words about my shows because reasons, so I will try to do that going forward. Here are some additional ramblings from/about Episode 103: Watch the Trash, It Doesn't All Look Alike!