It is good to be back in my regular chair doing the thing. Today we made fun of a mom on the internet, talked some sports, played a brand new tune, and more. Let's go!
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Saturday, June 20, 2026
Show notes - Episode 588: Enjoying Our Brains
It is good to be back in my regular chair doing the thing. Today we made fun of a mom on the internet, talked some sports, played a brand new tune, and more. Let's go!
Saturday, June 13, 2026
Show notes - Episode 587: Verify My Concerns
One more time we present an episode I recorded a month ago. Today we read some mail and relayed a story about Meta glasses. Let's get to the stuff!

Saturday, June 6, 2026
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Show notes - Episode 586: Bourne to Save the World (and Mars)
Today, thanks to either my wife or someone who listens to the show, we get to share our favorite Matt Damon movies. That means the music (and notices from YouTube) will be plentiful. Let's get to it!

Saturday, May 30, 2026
Show notes - Episode 585: Smuggling Company Words
Yes, I am aware that I said the wrong date at the beginning of the episode. I recorded this one first and forgot to number it as such until it was too late. MY BAD. Anyhows, here we go with the stuff!
