I can't remember if I told this story on the show (I still might if I haven't) but I thought of it recently and it made me laugh so I will share it here. I did a quick search of the website and didn't see this tale, so my bad if you've heard or read it. But no one really pays attention to that anyway, right? (Right?) Anyway, here we go with a thing!
NOTE: This was originally a Twitter thread but it was going to be too many tweets so here it is.