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Crap open a cold one!
If your answer isn't Mikey, you hate fun and pizza. Can't be buddies if you hate pizza. COWABUNGA! (PS. Raph sucks)
Donatello: the original cool nerd. Plus I had a sweet action figure and that staff is tits. (PS. Fuck Raph.)
Slash. He's got a pet tree
Obviously Venus de Milo is the best ninja turtle. Nobody can beat that braid!
Venus de Milo with her asian accent