Saturday, March 7, 2026

Show notes - Episode 573: Wake Up and Stop Being Weird About It

Morning, friends!

We were short on time this week, but we finished up just in time. Music from new friends, a couple of follow-ups, and making fun of rich people. Let's do this!




Pat plays music from Portside Dive (4:07), rants about morning soda versus coffee (8:21), rambles on superpowers he would choose (13:33), and wonders why rich people are odd (19:52), before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain (27:33).


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Portside Dive

Thanks to our new friends for the tune! Find more from them here, get Figure It Out here, and go tell em Pat said hello!

Morning soda vs coffee

Weigh in here, people. I need to know why the AM soda is frowned upon while sugary coffee whatevers are celebrated. What is the big difference? We're all putting too much sugar into our bodies, I just prefer a different flavor. What's the deal, friends?

Choosing superpowers

I really wanted to make this a question for you, but I do not know when I'll have time to put that together. But let me know! If you could pick one superpower, which would it be?

Rich people sure are odd

Since I brought this up, the CEO-people of Burger King, Wendy's, and A&W made videos of them actually eating their companies' food. The Wendy's corporate fat cat even made his own burger. What a flex. So it's not impossible, but it still doesn't explain why a lot of rich people are so truly disconnected from what human behavior is. Let's make them do more regular stuff!

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And that, as we say, is that! Thanks so much for joining us today. Next week, I have no idea what's happening. So come on back and we'll figure it out together! Until then, don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Crap open a cold one!



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