I have to say, it has been much easier not editing these episodes. Do I miss putting in the coins? Yes. But something about delivering an unpolished version of the show makes it feel more real. Is that anything? Anyway, we have music, mail, and more. Let's go!
Pat plays new music from here/now, then rambles on The Power to the Players Act, the internet no longer being a library, getting a bidet, the World Series, and smashing cake at weddings, before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.
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Power to the Players Act
Shout out to Rep. Ritchie Torres (NY-15) for introducing this legislation. It seems the only way to combat this is to legally require companies to let us own what we buy, so let's hope this can get passed. Read all about it by clicking here!
"The internet used to be a library."
I don't know where this post originated (Tumblr would be my guess), but it really hit me. We really could browse and learn on the internet for free. People would take their time to make pages on Geocities or AngelFire and you could find what you wanted without having to sift through a pile of garbage. Now? Tech bros, as always, have ruined it. Take us back!
PSA: Get yourself a bidet, pronto!
I am so proud of myself for installing a bidet properly so that it does not leak. And I am so pumped that I can get myself extra clean and use less paper. This rules. Clean your butts! Get a bidet! How do we make these commonplace in Ameica?
2026 World Series: Tampa Bay Rays vs Milwaukee Brewers
This is it. For all the marbles. The teams with the best records in each league are going at it to decide the champion. And, as an added bonus, neither team has won the World Series before. So no matter what happens? One fan base can finally celebrate that. I, as a lover of the sport, am so excited for this. Keep your "low ratings" rage bait bullshit to yourself. Let's enjoy some good baseball and celebrate with the fans who can finally see their team crowned!
Mail: Smashing wedding cake
Thank you for the letter, my friend! I'm sure we have discussed this, but I have no qualms revisiting any topic if you want to know my thoughts on it. Bottom line: Have a conversation with your partner. If you're both cool with it? Go right ahead. If one of you isn't? Skip the stunt and don't be a baby about it. Problem solved!
Flyers
Captain! Great job bringing the episode to a close. And our boys in orange and black have been doing well in the last week. Let's hope they keep rolling right along!
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And that, as we say, is that! Thanks for doing the thing today! Next week: Halloween! We'll talk giving out non-candy, lights on for safety, trunk-or-treat, and more. Come on back! Until then, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Crap open a cold one!
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