It definitely isn't 11:47pm on Friday as I'm doing this, because that would be irresponsible. In any case, we talked about dumb internet posts before The Captain got to share his playoff joy with us - let's get to it!
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Pat rants on two dumb internet posts about blaming your kid's school and unmatching over a library card before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.
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Look, I have been on Al Gore's Internet for a long time. I know that people can be quite silly, whether for clout or just because they're dumb. But that doesn't make pointing it out any less fun for me, so keep the dopes coming.
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I get that your kid may not tell you stuff, or that you may have to work more than one job to keep that kid in school and whatnot. But to fully blame the school and expect everyone else to be on your side like that? That's a violation for sure. Talk to your kid!
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I am so glad that I do not have to date. The whole process seems unbearable, and I'm not even a woman (because yeah, they get treated quite poorly by comparison). The fact that a grown man broke a match because a woman had a library card is stupid enough. But that his brain went to "kids hang out there" is alarming. Check that dude's hard drives posthaste! I am sorry to anyone who has to deal with this nonsense while trying to find your person. I wish you nothing but good times going forward!
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Speaking of going forward: that, as we say, is that! Thank you for sticking with me this month! Next week, I'm back in this chair for real. What's on the menu? I don't know, because it's almost midnight and I am exhausted.
Come on back to find out what's what! And until then, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
Crap open a cold one!
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