Show notes - Episode 440: Too Much Space for All That Money

Morning, friends!

Patreon subscribers get a bunch of extra me today, but everyone still gets to have some fun. A tune from glimmers, rich people stuff, rasslin, and more. Let's go!

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Show notes - Episode 436: Exploring for Old Paper Cheese

Morning, friends!

We actually did a lot today and that even surprised me. New music, cheese, baseball, and more. Let's do the stuff!

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Show notes - Episode 430: No Ketchup in the Ambulance

Morning, friends!

Patrons get quite an opening bonus this week. Everyone gets a tune from an old friend, getting away for the weekend, seeing Thrice, and more. Let's go!

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Show notes - Episode 408: Bothered by the People

Morning, friends!

This post-holiday edition is a bit scatterbrained but I think we made it out okay. At the very least, I put all of the segments in the correct order. So press play and let's go!

Retail story: "The guy said I could return it."

Morning, friends!

I can't remember if I told this story on the show (I still might if I haven't) but I thought of it recently and it made me laugh so I will share it here. I did a quick search of the website and didn't see this tale, so my bad if you've heard or read it. But no one really pays attention to that anyway, right? (Right?) Anyway, here we go with a thing! 

NOTE: This was originally a Twitter thread but it was going to be too many tweets so here it is.

Credit: gosmallbiz.com

Show notes - Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains

Merry Christmas, my friends!

I cannot express how happy I am that I get to release an episode today. This is my favorite show to do every year and at long last it is out on the big day. I hope you are well and that you enjoy what we have for you. Let's go!

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Show notes - Episode 352: Locking Up Bad Demands

Good day, my friends!

Today was almost a patpeeve hour, but I think we balanced it with the mellow song from our dear friends. Let's do the stuff!

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Show notes - Episode 335: Burning Valuable Movies

Morning, friends!

Today's episode starts off a bit differently, but I think we still hit all of the high notes: movies on TV, unprofessional interviewers, weird shoppers, and more - plus a new tune from High Street. Let's go!

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Show notes - Episode 325: To Be Specific

Morning, friends!

Today's retail story focuses on a customer who maybe just really liked talking on the phone. What a weirdo.

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Show notes - Episode 324: Card Tricks

Morning, friends!

Today I bring you one of my favorite retail stories. I was talking with two customers and a wonderful conversation ensued. After you listen, let me know how we can make this a real thing!

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Show notes - Episode 297: Amateur Hour

Morning, friends!

Today I zero in on the type of people who storm the malls during the holidays.

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Show notes - Episode 295: Blackest Day and Night

Morning, friends!

Today I ramble on all of my experiences working on Black Friday.

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Show notes - Episode 290: Buy Low, Sell Lower

Morning, friends!

Today I ramble about the weird world of Facebook Marketplace.

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Show notes - Episode 289: Your Votes Will Fit Here

Morning, friends!

We've got a regular show today - complete with a retail story, a bunch of sports stuff, and a sweet tune. Let's do the thing!

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Show notes - Episode 274: Not a Very Good Houseguest

Hey, friends!

Today I dip into the retail world to tell you about a special sale our store ran, and the type of people who shopped during it.

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Show notes - Episode 224: Fight For Your Holidays

Morning, friends!

We covered a lot today, and somehow still came in under an hour. How can I not do this every week? I don't know, but here are all of the things!

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Show notes - Episode 214: Serving Time in the Vent

Morning, friends!

We went all over the place at the beginning of the show, so if you're that guy who said he "couldn't figure out what the [live] show is about" you won't have a good time with that. For the other 6.5 of you, we did a bunch of stuff and played a tune from new friends! Yeah! (Also big thanks to The Captain for dropping in another update!)

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Show notes - Episode 195: Quit Knocking and Go Find Some Friends

Morning, friends!

We did a lot today, even after my big edit, and I think this may have been the longest I went before "officially" starting the episode. I'll try to do better on that front - maybe. I am of course short on time, so let's get to it!

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Show notes - Episode 184: We Have Questions for Your Open Pants

Hi, friends!

We did lots of stuff today - new Coke, potential moves, your questions, an acoustic tune (no, not from me), and more! Do it up!

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Question of the Week: 3/23/19

Morning, friends!

This week my question stems from a Saturday shopping trip, so let's talk about people being weird! Leave your answers in the comments and have some fun - deadline is Wednesday, March 20 at 5PM ET! Woooo!

Do it up!