Show notes - Episode 354: Singing on Lit Mountains

Merry Christmas, my friends!

I cannot express how happy I am that I get to release an episode today. This is my favorite show to do every year and at long last it is out on the big day. I hope you are well and that you enjoy what we have for you. Let's go!

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Question of the Week: July 31, 2021

Morning, friends!

During my paternity leave, I noticed that Comedy Central plays a ton of Adam Sandler movies. So this week I want to know:

Which Happy Madison movie is your favorite?

For reference, here is every movie produced by Happy Madison Productions (per Wikipedia) as of today.

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Question of the Week: November 14, 2020

Good day, friends!

This week I am actually following up on something I mentioned on the show for maybe the third time ever. Leave your answers below by Wednesday at 12PM EST and let's do the thing!

Woooo!

Show notes - Episode 273: Tape Up Your Bubble

Morning, friends!

Today I tackle a listener's hypothetical question about playing sports during COVID.

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Show notes - Episode 270: Another Friendly Ghost

Morning, friends!

Today I tell the tale of the time my mom received quite a shock from my high school, complete with mom's unofficial podcast debut!

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Show notes - Episode 269: A Favorite Holiday

Morning, friends!

Welcome to day one of me clogging your news feeds for November! I can't believe this actually came together, and I can't wait for you to hear some of these episodes.

Today I tell you all about a favorite holiday from my childhood. Enjoy!

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Show notes - Episode 251: They Serve Among Us

Morning, friends!

We started heavy this week, but I did my best to turn it around by the end of the show. Thank you for all of the positive vibes this week, they were appreciated. Now then, let's do the stuff!

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Show notes - Episode 242: Beware the Dennis Dance

Morning, friends!

For some reason I took a while getting to the actual show stuff and for that I can only say my bad. But we did some rambling before Danny Schmitz returned for more basketball stuff, so let's get to it!

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Much Better - Leftovers (Official Music Video)

Hey, friends!

You heard Charlie and I talk about this song on the show last week, so here is the music video for you to enjoy. 

(There is a reference to a story Charlie told during his first appearance on the show early in the video - let me know if you spot it!)

That's what I have for now, I'll be back with this week's episode in the morning!

Crap open a cold one!

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Question of the Week: February 8, 2020

Morning, friends!

I came up with this question as I was falling asleep the other day, and it was hilarious to me then. Will it still be funny when I post it out loud? I don't know, but here goes the thing! Leave your answers below, as a voicemail at 209-867-7638, or send a voice memo here and let's have some fun!

Woooo!

Question of the Week: 12/7/19

Morning, friends!

This week's question comes from a loyal listener who brought this up at Thanksgiving dinner. Thank you for doing my hard work for me. Leave your answers below or as a voicemail at 209-867-7638 by Friday, December 6 at 5PM ET and let's have some fun!

Woooo!

The Melting Pat Episode 220: Dry Your Hands for a Clappy Thanksgiving

Morning friends, and Happy Thanksgiving!

I totally meant to do this episode live last night, but YouTube decided to change their stuff and require some kind of download, so I guess next year I'll have to try Twitch or something. Anywho, here's what Jill and I did for your listening pleasure. If I don't take too long, you should be able to finish this before the first football game! Yeah!

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Let's Watch Some TV: Friday September 27, 2019

Morning, friends!

We made it! I am shocked that I kept up with this all week. Did I actually have to do a lot of work? No, but given how lazy I am with...everything, this seems like an accomplishment. Tonight, you can kick back and watch Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, then just don't change the channel so you can see the season premieres of two funny shows!

For the full list, click here.

Woooo TV!

Question of the Week: 2/9/19

Morning, friends!

This week, we're [kind of] leaning into the "Hallmark holiday," so put on your thinking cap and let's have some fun. Deadline for submissions is Wednesday, February 6 at 5PM EST - do it up!

Woooo!

Question of the Week: 11/3/18

Hey, pals!

This week, let's talk about colleagues. You can, as always, answer anonymously to avoid backlash, so let's have some fun! Deadline for response is 5PM ET on November 1!

Wooooo!

NOTE: I changed the question on Tuesday. I will still read the original one so I can accept the first two answers. But this question seems more fun. Do it up!

Show notes - Episode 156: Interrupting Shoeless Celebrations

Hi, friends!

I hope you are well today, and that no one has predicted your doom. We did a bunch of things this week, so let's get to it!

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Question of the Week: 9/8/18

Hey, friends!

This week, let's talk about cake! Leave your answers in the comments and have some fun - deadline is 6PM on Wednesday, September 5!

Wooooo!

Question of the Week: 8/11/18

Morning, friends!

This week, let's reminisce about one of the good Internet things: Instant Messaging. Leave your answers in the comments, or leave them as a voicemail (209-867-7638) and let's have some fun! Deadline for submissions is 6PM ET on August 8 - do it up!

Show notes - Episode 144: Drafting with Respect to Breakfast

Hey, pals! It's been a tough few weeks in Pat Land, but I did my best to give you a [mostly] fun show. Thanks for sticking with me - let's do the thing!

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Show notes - Episode 143: Proudly Playing the Name Game

Hi, friends!

We did things a bit differently this week, but I think it was just as fun - or more fun if you don't like sports. I am again crunched for time, so let's get to it!

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